All the things you said to me today, changed my perspective in every way.
(Sarah Cracknell - Judy, Don't You Worry)

You know how when you see food on tv and you get hungry or when you see porn on tv and you get horny? The US Open is on tv and I’ve been itching to play more tennis than usual. So I played last week and hurt my wrist…which was still sore from the time I watched porn. I guess it’s time I made use of our wonderful healthcare system and got it checked out.
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I’m finally going to start building my poker table this week. No more delaying, no more procrastination. I hope I don't accidentally saw off any body parts. It's been awhile since I took shop class.
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On the topic of gambling, I’m eating leftover dim sum from Friday afternoon. I’m not sure how long before this stuff goes bad in the fridge but I’m hoping it’s not 4 days. What’s the general rule of thumb for refrigerated leftovers?
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Montreal Thanksgiving weekend, be there or be square!